Mark Twain on Congress

“It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”
– Mark Twain, Following the Equator

Mike Greenberg on the Running of the Bulls

“In the history of civilization, maybe back to the origin of our species, we have created nothing stupider than the annual running of the bulls. I shudder to think what might be next in our attempts to occupy our time.”
– Mike Greenberg, ESPN the Magazine, July 16, 2007